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PostSubject: Blonde joke thread   Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:18 pm

Post your best blonde jokes here! ill start off

Two blondes walk into a chinese resturaunt. The waitress......wait i think it was waiter asked them, "What would you like?"..........no he had an accent. I think it was "Wat wud u lie?" ...........oh god im forgetting this joke and the writing is in front of me. Whoa! well, it got sucked up by a vaccum. man, i just had a blonde moment myself!



Well, that was a fail

Anyways, post your best blonde jokes here

and PLEASE dont EVER turn blonde

nuff said
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:54 pm

What does a blonde do when her laptop freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:30 am

what do you call a blonde with an iq of 2 ..??? PK's mom
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:03 am

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:58 am

A blonde is stupi xD xD xD

get it cuz she's a blonde n' all
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:28 am

How long does it take for a blonde to do a 100 piece puzzle? It depends if she can figure out how to open the puzzle box first.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:29 am

no just no


how do you sink a sub full of blondes?Knock on the door
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:34 am

i once walked into a store and say nothing but lifesized barbies then i walked through the toy isle to get my sister a barbie doll
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:36 am

What's the difference between a blonde and Snooki? One of them is pregnant.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:38 am

whats the differnece between a blond and a barbie one make little girls happy the other one makes gorwn men happy
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:39 am

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:40 am

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:40 am

lololololol
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:41 am

@ Mcsuper you know that could be used as a sex joke right?
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:42 am

How does the blonde retain her job? Weekly "meetings".
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:43 am

oh ho ho
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:07 am

lawhol
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:09 am

twas a very good funny
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:15 am

What did the blonde put as her adress? Her room.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:25 am

>.> the sad thing aobut that joke is its most likely true in some cases
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde joke thread   Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:48 am

lol strat man
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